Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Buddy I'm Schwagin




Things will probably start to get finished soon as I'm now schwaggin

Saturday, December 23, 2006

alllright alllright alllright


christmas is almost here and we are all broke. 10+ grilled cheeses were made last night in celebration. chopcity will be in full force in poco, as everyone is leaving today and tomorrow. YA!

not alot of news, th ehouse is filthy, i work late, jesse leaves dishes, alex is stoney joe an ddustin drinks at work.
this hous eis ice, if you ever deciede to come, bring a space heater, or lava.
being the drunkest person at work at the christmas party is definately something to shoot for. arguing with tommy africas bouncer i s also a feat that must be achieve on a weekly basis.
people on ludes should not drive

Friday, December 15, 2006

winter wonderland

whoa jesse smith!
holla. i just got off work and i walked outside and there was snow up to my knees and ABOVE! none of the sidewalks were plowed on the way to the bus stop. at the bus stop there was a snowball fight that turned into a argument and was going to be A BRAWL then the bus came. i was so much snow that the bus could not come up nordic. so i had to go to creekside and walk up the path insnow up to my thinghs and in my shoes. i would post a picture but i broke my camera. all of the chopcity crew will be going home for christmas!! happy holidays. i have to work tomorrow so i guess i will be missing another powder day. YAAAAAAAAAY.
i think i will be getting a VIDEO CAMERA after christmas then the reports will be much copoler and there will probablybe another blog made just for snowbaording stuff aswell for videos!! yeyeee! i tihnk dylan likes australia and is at work. and zoey is trying to send me some pictures she labeled ANAL. so i hope they are good. taylor is going home again this weekend. and bouch put me at the end of his friends list on myspace.

chris is coming up this weekend.
it is also my birthday on the 17th, so we will probably hit the town on saterday night!

bye!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

growrers ime


jesse doesnt dig life and update so pretyt much i rock out living life you dig it i dig it.
i think i killed alex today, me an dahim has a fists of furay match and he has been on the ground ever since.
me chrisleturndagw and alex shredded wtoday, goodtimes wrapppe din happyfun candy, jesse cam ein at 8am QUITE CONFUSED ABOTU BRANDON KENEE

to recap
jesse works int he morning
i try to live as much life as possibly
dylan lives is austria OUT ANOTHER PRAWN ON THE BARBEQUE
alex is on the floor, with adidldo, i kid yo unot
dustin is MIA at work, he come sin at 230am and turn son the light

beer wrong kind


they have ginger beer its supposta be like root beer but ginger beer and its sick. Nothing to say ffor n ow except im sun burnt and this is harold. Oh yeah and everyone would defintaly have sex with britney spears's sister including charles

Friday, December 08, 2006

i would like some bull max

Or any beer what so ever if u can help me please mail i to me at unit 32 3049 gold coast highway surfers paradise austraila postcode 4217 thank you.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

waves of life


Chedder cheese here is White there for i guess u are all eating chemicals to make it orange witch is wicked cause i like chemicals alot. I like to creep when i walk down the beach boobies were out in force i could have a way better site then that peeping thong dude thats for sure but my eyes arnt camras. DAM I guess people dont like tan lines i love tan lines. Not to much to say but i wanna update everyday so when i do have sumthing to say god will like me the same amount. Whent to the beach like normal the waves were massive me and zoe surfed them on are bodies i looked at boobs gotta make some PIZZAS TONIGHT. I like when people order aussie pizzas cause it gets 2 raw eggs on it. ANd i also like when people order a USA cause thats peperonie and i like meat so i will eat all of ur tummys. that is all for no JESSE doesnt seem to be UPDATINg maby well pass his dutys to some one like a johova witness.


I dont no if bouch is still alive maby hes on a meth week with bryans brother cam methin around. DONT METH AROUND. Riley has developed a case of crabs that he got from borowing charles boxers and i have a sun burn. OH YEAH THERES THESE BIRDS like mini pelicons i guess but there everywher elike crows and the ar big but one had a hole in its kneck and was eating fris off the ground and they were squirting outa its kneck that was last week but i cant get that awsome immage oyta my mind it was sick.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

lil jon doesnt run this


Apperntly google bought this site to so now theres some new version looks the exackt same to me but whatever.


I started my KEENER JOB LAST NIGHT at the pizza/ other food shop down bye the beach, its pretty cool i guess i eat food witch is fun and i saw boobies, people here dont care if u see there boobies, the frist day i whent to the beach in sydney i saw upwards of 25 sets of young perky some saggy some lopsided but whatever i saw boobs and i liked it i saw more boobies then alex stathis can get threw porn pic sets online and i didnt have an acdent! But yeah i was working in my pizza AREA and a waitress comes in and just changes out in the open i tryed not to look well no i looked but whatever. The photograph is of the horse that bucked zoe off and made her get a concussion it is actyaly really funny. Horses suck but girls just love them


rileys works web site has been hacked http://www.imageinmotion.com/ thats peters compaine apperntly he is freaking out.


Yesterday i saw like 6 bowaconstrictors at some night market u can pay to gfet ur photo with them but i cant be tricked into paying to get squeesed to death.


Riley is into girls that look like wax jesse nos sumthing about this to. Not to much going on over hear since its cloudy hopefully next week i can guy a surf board and get my leg bit off then go to the teen choice awards.People here dont no much about canada and like raw eggs on there pizza. BLOG IT UP BLOGSTAR


pretty much the coolest sport alive



THAT

IS ALL

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

CRIME MAKERS SENT HERE



So i have been in this island of austraila for 1 week and 1 days i have visted some places where crime makers have been sent sutch as bondi beach alot of them there and the aquarium in sydney then we FLEW on a bumpy thunder storm air it was cool anyways yah i figured ill start bloging AGAIN and maby jesse will blog snow stuff from whistler so we will have 2 diffrent worlds of BLOGING i figure thatd be WERID WACKY AND COOL. Me and zoe have a 6 mounth lease on a HOME in queensland on the GOLD COAST in surfers paradise yeah its a gay name for a town, we live like half ablock from the wavess and stuff i pla to buy a surf board with my frist pay check for no im juts body boarding on the big waves with zoe and she thinks shes david halsel hoff even though that fuckin guy pissed him self last week on an airplane. WITCH IS SUPER RAD anyways HOLLA HOLLA they will get better as i get back into it maby even DAILY . apperntly he already has it ok nevermind wicked cool were on track again

riley is now 19 and can legaly get into bars and buy drinks even though hes been doing both since he was 17 actualy i think he bought beer when he was 16. So yeah thats cool he informed me that charles has rolled his truck in 100 mile house with him and paige both in it they are ok so thats good. anyways eyah i am off for now this is all i will return . Zoe paints on my blank shirts with fabrick[paint im so COOL with my fly gear

Saturday, December 02, 2006












comin home to a empty house at 1124 rules it hard. i feel i am missin gout on life because there is a empty bottle of wine. either alex dustin and jesse are out swindling swindles or they are trying to seduce each other which is a veyr big possibility.

bacon is in. hashbrowns are out, learn it, understand it, live it.

Friday, December 01, 2006

internet joe

DYlans rambling usually kept us UP TO DATE but now me jesse and dustin will have to do this, id say alex but he is still mastering pop up books.

HERES THE UPDATE
bouch is still chaaaang'in the movie scene but the weather has kept his peepin to a minimum
today alex got his lips frozen to his bindings....twice, resulting in massive bloodloss

chairlift carl told us a joek, what do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?
HOMELESS
zing.

im wired on about 8 cups of french vanilla coffee and got promoted to cube van driver which entitles me to drive in the village an dhonk my horn at silly asians who wander infront of THE VAN/
jesse became one with emo and slit his wrists. its a medical miracle that hes still alive
dustin is the cool cat living life in showcase, which has alot of very good looking girls whom he likes to CHAT UP

on tuesday it was artic warning with -40 wind chill and frostbite is a very REAL reality. PROTECT YOUR SKIN FOLKS

-barnyard

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Chains hangin low


alot of snow baring road up here in chop city im gonna pass the chop city blogin ranks onto jesse soon i akm off to austrilla in a few days i cnat even spell it but im goin soo HOLLA AT ME im ur boys folks ill be like updatin fromthere and jeesseeeee will be updating fromhere. today we shreded it was up town knee deep POW super fun but YEAHHH yeah

Monday, November 13, 2006

the mother fuckin man


holla holla the mtn opens up on saturday i got a call from a councler today ill record the msg tomrorw its sweet and the phone call was only sweeter. HO
LLA HOLLA JAPAN

Friday, November 10, 2006

Smokin' real dope n'



as for the snowskate...well chris nailed a sick ass front boardslide on this pipe we found, then proceeded to pursue the taste of cafeiene with me and we hit starbucks....it was a pretty fun day due to the snow conditions...thanks weather man. All of us chilled and watched every car as they failed to get up the hill., hahahaha prety funny actually, I was new to the sport...i got hit with a snowball twice, one hit my eye, so a pussed from my eye this yellow liquid for 6 hours straight.....Chris got a double thai chea latte grande mocha frappachinno double capped latte mochiaddo style beverage which is hot.......and i got a reg. coffee, no big deal. I DUNNO WHY CHRIS LIKES IT SO COMPLICATED. i got confused. then we got some booze and got real fucked up!!!! yaaaa tonight corey,scott, ac, dustin, and curt are coming up....should be good times in a few hours....cant wait......by the way I have a broken foot, but I am still tryig to giver..........EVERYONE GIVER WHENEVER THEY CAN....LATER ;)
Well uhmmm probably smoked about a quarter last night, drinking soem beers, alex stathis lost his virginity to a 340 pund whale it was pretty sweet, taylor found out that he was actualyl adopted and his family has completly abanded him and left him for the cold rivers, breaden roney took a chop then proceded to puke becuase it was his 20th, that was pretty impressive. and for myself i have just been choppinh dropping sloppin u no just doing meth and ruining my life becuase i wanna be a bum and not work. then i proceded to tell my mother that all bums should be living on the street becuase thewy are crack heads then my mom proceeded to get very emotional on this situation and try to defend them, but then i got angry and turned the steering wheel in to oncomiing traffic to end her life. take that BITCH(jk i love u) THEN IM COOL ROCK IT ONE TWO THRee four

jib jab


breaden and chris stathis are here they came last nihght
it dumped snow today and last noight shreded a snowball on the HILL it was super rad dope ill chronic SMOKIN, jessie rolle done of the biggest joints ive ever parten in we did a steem drink in the bathroom blasting hot water last night tomnigjht dustin mobves up should be a cool night everyones dirnking diffrent stuff im rockin ceasers tonigth eveyrones drinkin diffrent stuff pretty good show should be a cool night all is happy up here word to u hommies TWEEK GRABS AND SHIFT SHIFTYS

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

here coes the snow and there i go


gonna snow 100cm + on the mtn in the next 3 days ill i am all booked to leave on the 2
5th so hopefully it opens before the 23rd or else im gonna be hiking for some turns to get some early ones before the 23 in but awsome everyone get stoked, dustinm oves up on saturday holla holla work time peace smokin pot at work produces 250 times more fun exspecialy whenn the lead hand catches u or almost does PEACE

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

its all good better then booker t mike tyson and eminem

Last nigth was the night that they callhalloween got quite drink on ceasers and stuff i passed out and dint make it out like normal i just suck at going out. Everyone ellse whent to a house party and banged it out alex got sla[ped in the face then missed a guy with a punch, jesse made the bathroom a fucking mess he better clean it chris was black everyone had shitty costumes cause we dnt plan anything. I LIKE THE INTERNET smoke soem reefer or sumthin. Word up kids

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

the delcine thing


theres alex's bike in decline we are getuing drunk tonight on varrious iteams here at chop city and keeping them ina re "TRAP KEEPERS" and going to a party in emerald here is alex's 5th proudest mtb momment! WOOOO party on fuckers chop city still livin

Saturday, October 28, 2006

good after noon


My sister saw george colman today thats fucking rad. Last night it was a dude from works party and we all met them at merlens and a half handi cap dude from work alomst faught the bouncers it was fucking rad, i calle dwork and claimed i had a doctors appointment because i didnt no mixing growers and beer was a badidea. Jesse and alex stold some pumpkins fucked some bitches and came on there faces chris works at iga again. Some random dude was on the couch when i woke up and yreah some sorta milestones party tonight illmatic. jesse carved a sweet wta pumpkin.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

LOL LOL seriously LOL


October 26 2006 was a day a day indeed. A long one i worked jesse played yoshi alex came home we got stoned on the CHONGS as they call them some where alex broke the bongs glass bowl and today we yell 420 like 900 times smoking is soooo RAD and cool and it gets u chicks that like herbs HERBS HARDCOREEEEEEEE chop city

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

bass vs woof

bass vs woof what is ur favorite mine is probaly SUB WOOF over sub bass. It is wendsay in canadiana. Bouch and alex may go film asian ladyboys down town today. I go to the passport office in surrey and on the wya i plan to tell people not to meth around. taylor bernard quit his job and has taken on full time dutys of cleaning the chop city bathroom and spitin chewin tabbaco i think it was a smart career choice. For halloween i think were going to be a soccer team with some mustashes and condoms fon knecklaces. The photo i posted is of alex and zoe im not even to sure when this was but i think it looks funny. If u dont eat meat do u have sex still? or swallow semen because theres gotta be some meat content in it, i mean those freaks wont touch shit that is cooked in lard then again who really wants to think about there shit being cooked in lard. I ate some fish and chips and that shit musta been cooked with lard some where along the way, id much rather just eat hard boiled eggs and begals and listen to rap music in extreamly tight white jeans. here is today my space link since i love to my space so much UFFIE and shes ready to fuck http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=29248528

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

useless post 130! land mark day



Me and alex are both in poco while jesse and taylor hold down the fort at chop city. It is finaly snowing on the mtn http://www.whistlerblackcomb.com/weather/cams/whistler/index.htm that is a very welcome site seeing as there is nothing to do in whistler right now. AWSOME alex and bouch did some bike filming yesterday i whent over to lafarage for an hour and did my normal skids and foot plants for bouch, my whole video part is pretty much from june and the frist 2 weeks of july because im a real determined guy that got side traced and his bikes about to explode. Alex got pretty gnarly out there t groz showed before i left for dinner. My girlfriend fell off a horse yesterday in australlia hiting her head resulting in stiches she is very acccdent prone.

Used bouches cool 270 photo on the 130th post in this super internet blog so i will give him the myspace link of the DAY http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=54571728&MyToken=6f826c96-b99c-4709-b6c8-a782093bba31 i was gonna choose black tom but i changed my mind. Anywas that is all for now its 823 am good day lovers

Sunday, October 22, 2006

tom petty dont got shit


Havent posted in a while cause people cry and whine that i changed the password i changed all my passwords due to wanyes world hackers. ANyways friday night in POCO jesse was still there riley mouthed some old men off then the guy called his old men friends and bear mased them jesse currled up in a ball and got kicked bye 7 45 year old men resulting in a broken nose he just thinks its funny and wicked that 7 guys couldnt do more damage and hes made of metal. Good work to jesse for not geting anymore hurt ealier that night at a party he got punched in the face bye a girl and also found that funny witch i do to. Apperntly theres some funny photos bryan has from there. Alex and taylor whent to some highschoolers hotel last night apperntly it blew. firday me darren chris taylor and the most german dude ever whent to the reopening of merlens and it was fucking wicked yeah.

In breaking day old news alex bought the sweetest glass bong ever it is rad ill get a pic soon. ALL THE BOYS CALL HER STACY. There is a video premire tonight that should be rad at 9 i hope so. i come to poco tomrorw for 2 days bye bye. Paige remined me that i hadnt updated in a while so here wer go angry mobbs holla at karl kani

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Today is d day for court date KUBA

Today kuba goes to court in north van for a little inccodent that happend when he stayed at chop city And kicked over sprinklers allover the village to watch water shoot up into the sky. He then ran from the POLICE cause like nwa sayes fuck the police. he then proceeded to do a stair gap and get a gun to theback of his head. GOOD LUCK.

Yesterday me and alex cleaned chop city where its never been cleaned before and 12full garbage bages later martha stewart would be stoked. I havent herd from mny girlfirend i imagine shes in a coma from her flight hopefully i talk to her soon cause i really wanna ask how the future is.

T0morrow my suspension from work is lifted that should be a hilarous day of work and questning from my coworkers. ME and taylor are going on a romatic hike today to kybers. Chris stathis is droping outa school and moving here to persue his dream of being an a avalanche dog. anyways that is all FREE KUBA heres the second TEASER BITCH NIGGERS im pretty sure brian park and bouch made it maby andy to im just way to out of the loop and have pretty much done nothing this year http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugf0k4PprP0

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

wordlife and candy snacks

Apperntly i just got grilled with my last loveing post but whatever. Its very cold here sunny so basicaly theres nothing to do me and alex put on 5 to 10 sweaters and go and ride a skate board in the parking lot, some times i get real gat and go for a run. I can no longer sleep in long for some strange reason it fucking sucks. Taylor got drunk at a work function last night that i didnt attend because i am a cool out cast that is suspended from work. jesse is still hamming it up in poco bouch and brian park made a new chuuch teaser or sumthing . I dont blame jesse for still being in poco i wish i had free food from my mom right now i am eating cerel with water not because im poor but because i dont like the cold and caring milk up a hill. Chris lertrno lives actually IN whistler not now pemby so thats cool im gonna call him today and get zoes ipod even though shes not here. umm what else im nto sure why we dont just man up and turn the fucking hydro on but i ddont see it happening anytime soon. You pretty much need gloves in here. Appetrntly chris stahtis is gonna drop outa school and move here thatd be sweet. thats all OVER AND OUT BITCH NIGGERS bye bye love all i eat candy and write words that no one cares to read over 50% are spelt wrong no grammer and my penis is cut off . Its currently 1030 am and -3and sunny no rain in sight well itd be snow but none in site this is gonna be a gay day. Me and alex plan to have a cleeing party WOOOOOOOOOO

Monday, October 16, 2006

bye bye bye bye bye (L)


Has left the building i look like i left the planet on this photo. i love u. On a more non depressing note saturday me and alex whent to some party with zoe where there were naked girls and we got a little to loose on the sawmill wine i droped my jacket toque and shoes into the hot tub, threatend a girls life her boyfriend didnt defend her so i proceeded to threaten his life also, people were actualy scared of me and alex that was a one and one only time event. It was funny non the less. there are people out side walking around with generators in the day light im confussed but not enough to care. Anyways i just am very bord because

i normaly just hang out with my girlfriend all day but thats not gonna happen for a while. I think maby before CHRISTMAS it will maby even DECEMBER 1rst but im not sure have to do alot of stuff before then.

I plan to get a second job at subway since i have nothing to do and its to cold to ride bike. MAby ill just go work out all day and get buff. anyways thats it i love you zoe bye bye bye to all

Thursday, October 12, 2006

nice


chris brought over meat we ate now were geting crunk to pop music

YAH TAYLOR!

Good work to taylor on passing out on the busing hiting his face on his knees and apperntly falling in the bever ditch and showing up at home soaking wet. Good run out there last night i was impressed i also danced with the nastyest girl alive

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

HAPPY BIRTH KRYSTAL SMITH FROM CHOP CITY!


its jesses moms birthday and we wish her a happy opne. We dont have any photos of her so were gonna use one of kim smith. ME and alex tryed to film today but i ate shit trying a stall that was way out of my limits its actualy pretty funny, and alex hurt his heel again howver he did boost some snake run gaps HOLLA OUT, me and baryard are going to INDUSTRY NIGHT OH YA

She had him in the back seat of his car


WEll it was the front seat and i was talking to him ! last night me and jesse filmed a dinasour in the woods then we made a music video for eye of the tigre with alex it is pretty dope. maby Go home ever day bernard will bring back a fire wire. Please bring back a fire wire thats more important then shroomies. But on another note riley saw a girl form of taylor today in poco that was a bum i found that weird. PARTY ON

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Tuesday means life on party at club 90001


It is a life. Jesse was recontly in the harvest huck fest i didnt make it there to watch because i was being a hung over pussy at my girlfriends house not wanting to move. I did show up however right once the event had ended. Cause im that ill i did however get a poutine. That evening tyson came for a visit brought pumpkin pie and kd and wasnt even staying here. Now you kids keep inmind next time u come we like pie. Scott brought us an ounce monday so now were gonna get rad on that for how long it last i figure 5 days.

Taylor now steels stuff from work. And i like it. Alex is just kinda hamming it up imnto to sure what he does i have seen him siting around the house tech decking the last few days making statues with zoe and crying because his life is so perfrect he got in decline but he is depressed cause hell never get a big mtb team wanting him cause thats what jay sinclair informed jesse of after alex's fight picking awsomeness at NWD saturday. Jay sinclair also doesnt take pictures of the WTA if u didnt no that well u better now.

I have an interveiw at mile stones so i can be alex and jesse's cow worker and we can eat life tongather. Jesse will be in POCO this evening filming whips and throwin fits with bouch out there some where. Me and the BOONCH are gonna go brew wine at his granpas on the island later this mounth on a date cureently un announced.

Taylor will be in poco this weekend witch is no suprise. what is that 3 outa 4 weeks? i am just all about buging that fellow but he has some ladie bussiniesssss to settal so bitches watch ur selves.

apperntly evan can cork flip thats pretty neat.

theres a sweet interveiw on gnarwhale with riley from vancouver we are tight nit BUDDYS.
http://www.gnarwhale.com OVER AND OUT chop city out and about check that shit out im black and my grandmas frist sons name was zack that shits about as far from wack . well that was fucking cool BYE BYE ALL 104 myspace friends shit ! im gonna catch justin timberlink

Monday, October 09, 2006

Sunday, October 08, 2006

NWD


so me and alex whent to the foam pit nwd party taylor is a bitch. Alex created a fight between him and a 46 year old about 15 mintues threw the film i saved himm so did ryder harookz ross and gully the video was odd they sold beer in the foam npit im pretty sure the pit is now fucked where will i huck now. jeesse is in the slope style today that shpould b silly i loe y allthis comps about
to blow3 some yaaaaa

Saturday, October 07, 2006

dylan goes awol


today dylan woke up at 645, bussed to work, went into the builidng for 2 minutes an dleft. no one except me realised he was gone untuil 3pm. movie premier city tonight big bag of weed 40s and moustache kit from work

Thursday, October 05, 2006

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

BLOGTHIS apperntly night dancing and fire water


Riley has just infromed me he fucks guys and i like that alot. Last night was me and taylors friday night not my and taylors me and taylors so we decided to pick up some 2l of GROWERS and get ill seeing as there $6 each i tryed for 2 taylro rocked one. Alex decided to get 2 40s to get ill zoe and her friend formerly knowen as the rhino came over. WE WHENT TO A DANCE CLUB and clubed it up but onthe way there angry spiked walked off and did not join alex lerned how to dance with chicks and killed the floor alione we got into a dance off with some dude me and alex won. Some football lookin dudes from san degio loved us. It was quite fun QUITE. changed the set up bye clicking change TEMPLATE cause im pretty skilled. I like to fuck girls not guys but i support riley. He has a pretty kick ass myspace "About me:i am 8'4" i wieght 75lb. im 18 i live in port coquitlam and i am very sexual " http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=86684590&MyToken=f8957ca8-232b-4c2d-a951-5d3d7ed6cf2d

i figure he must be fighting off chicks with the pictures he has on there because i am hard as fuck. that is all. ANDY and brian park are gonna be here today apperntly we will see if they call or not ill probaly be on a fuckinhg nature hike or some shit. If i ever saw tinfoil in the woods i waould spaz out and i am ONE spaztastic DUDE. next time some one comes bring me some white jeans so i can tie die them. LOVE DYLAN HARLEY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOEEEE thats how asians say my shit name

Monday, October 02, 2006

does taylor always look to mad


When taylor is at work i opfften think he is ready to slit his wrists and pour blood over all of his coworkers but then i talk to him because like often he is beside me just like when we are sleeping. When it alk to himn at work he is haoppy and cracks jokes but i think alot of other workers may be afraid of him but i havent done a servay on the coworkers yet maby tomororw i will. Anyways saturday night brian park dave emmens andrew and riley came here they could be called TUFF GUYS pun pun pun intennded. But dave emmens stold the whiski jack sign and that was troubl;e riley was the cbc sign. Chris dustin and bouch were still here and who nos what happend i bet it wa fun but i was to busey passing out cause i can only drink small amounts now

Saturday, September 30, 2006

party on salvia kids


dustin chris and bouch are in the chop city vicinity. Gonna go to the foam pit in a bit got a little to loose last nigth cjhris letrono and derren and some of his buddys came over to chris bouch and taylor did salvia when they were hammerd pretty hilarous here is a dope group foto i do not rember at all. be easy fags
holly and mel were hear apperntly to and so was zoe but i rember her

Friday, September 29, 2006

paryt mix 2006


http://youtube.com/watch?v=NSRON4AukQ4

friday night madness i hope


Well it is friday currently 7am on the scale raining lightly looks a little cool out there. everyone comes tonight and if alex was walking across this dam today it woiuldnt be the bee
s that would fuck him it would be the slick conditions the rain provided i am off to work good day all

Thursday, September 28, 2006

edwards and jibs

i am jesse smith, i have not made a blog in a while and many people are tired of bryans highschool scnene posts. it was bouchs birthday yestersday i beleieve he had a ball! the birthday celebrations will continue this weekend up here at chop city as himself and keegan are coming. they expect the trip to whistler to be very short as keegan claims that he will just pick up bouchs car and throw it here or run with it on his back! chris stathis and the original chopcity crew(dustin and aaron) will also will be joining! tomorrow some of us will be taking the edward 40 hands challenge and chris says that he wants to attempt it with jager in one hand and a bottle of red bull in the other, which is the best thing dylan has ever heard. chris laterno lives in whsitler aswell now so i beleiegve he will be joining this bash.
i went mountain biking today and yesterday to improve my skills! today i was feeling fairly andrew shandro and gapped the schleyer drop to THE DIRT LANDING! NORCO SAID THEY ARE INTERESTED IN ME AND ARE WILLING TO KICK OFF TYLER GORZ TO GET ME ON THEIR TEAM!!
some gnarwhalers are coming up this weekend so many jibs will be had and a foam pit session will be arranged so that andy chung can do a quad flip if he comes.
sean dieno finally got a job so that his jetta can keep rocking and he can drive it to whistler and make fun of me.
snowboarding starts in under 2 months and chopcity just ordered our track suits so we can train for the 2010 olympics.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

boucher is 21 WAHOOOOOOO


Happy birthday to the gambling man himself i imagine hes out rolling the DIE on a street conner. We have no decided bryans posts on here fucking suck and are considedering cuting his pubes off or what little pubes he has. SPIKE is in vancouver now so paige rinky fran and maby kim smith if he hasnt already called to say he loves u itll happan soon. he is a sex sinner. Last night me and taylor whent out to meet zoe at her staff party we were quite drunk she was to drunk stood up to hug knocked over 2 chairs and fell over. A bouncer stold $5 from taylors wallet witch was hialrous. Alex is back from poco and soon to work at both subway and mile stones for a mounth. Friday or saturday night is edward 40 hands so everyone thats coming bring some fucking 40s that is all for now

Monday, September 25, 2006


friday night went to hang out with riley at his work and play nhl 07 then went to watch some bikers at skate parks throw down bike moves then back to bouches to hang on the tramp bike david lang pooped in bouches bathroom twice and was scared of a big spider saturday i played rugby at the air port then got lost in richmond i hate that place then watched ufc then found riley sean and CAM who came out to hang out we went back to seans bizzoz house and riley was really drunk and i ate 4 bags of pop corn cam hung out and laughed alot all in all we had a good night

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Spike!!!!!!


So spike had some young girls over last night that got droped off =bye there mom brought 6 vex and wanted to play truth or dare wore skirts i enjoyed it alot, chris and darren came over chris and alex did edward 40 hands and got hammerd chris's dance moves were fucking rad darren asked about high school spike wanted to cry i looked up skirts. Alex kept yelling KEEP AN EYE ON THOSE FUCKING JOKES it was quite humrous i didnt liosten yto my girlfirend when she said i had enough to drinkn kept trucking puked alot this morning did not attend work. Darren puked 3 times on the wway to the village it sounded dope they probaly killed it out there i missed it. spike should be in vancouver again to sell his car

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Chuuch teaser one


I finished a teaser for Chuuch and would say it's pretty gnargnar. Be prepared for some major jib winter 06....











Quiktime version
http://www.gnarwhale.com/videos/chuuchteaser.mov

Windows media version
http://www.gnarwhale.com/videos/chuuchteaser2.wmv

chop city vs the internet (nexopia)


We got the ONLINE WEB CRAWLER today it was quite aquward i was alone with this british man that had to move all the gamining syetsms and dvds away from the tv area cause he needed to do sumthing with that stuff i didnt help i just read my physcadelic jimi hendrex book and drank my tea. So yeah taylor works at my work jesse and alex work togather yeah right on online.

chop city has recived the internet

We got the WEB CRAWLIN today some weird britist man came amnd intsaled it i must say it was quite aquward because he had top move all the shit infronta the tv and i didnt even help him because i was to busy reading my pshycdelic jimi hendrix book and drinking peperment tea. Last night we went biking but i left and realised that u can get 8 beer for 7.75 its caled great westren GOLD 6.5% i only drank half a can but i can see why itsso cheap and i like it. Taylor barndeneo got a job at my work and alex and jesse work togather and share a rooma nd me and taylor share so basicaly there are 2 couples in this house now. INTER NET whatch out NEXOPIA THEY WILL BE BACK!

Friday, September 15, 2006

the 88s are back in town for the weekend


jesse smith throws down some sick horns for taylor barnyard these 2 are unstoppable together get out of their way if you see either of them comming or you'll be short one head jerks

Friday, September 08, 2006

BARN YARD


chop city has turned into a farm with their newly built barnyard

Barnyard leaves the badlands

taylor barnyard has left for chop city while jesse smith will return to poco right now me and sean are sitting around being board i have to build a fence tommorow rileys playing tennis cause hes fat, bouch keegan chris lebaron and charles are at the foggy dew and chris stathis went to chop city to keep taylor in line

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND


whistler was a go this weekend and friday night was fun in the village the long horn was empty like usual and we did a loop i was very hung saturday riley and chuck wnet golfing with bob chacrtopa dyaln worked alex jesse and bouch rode bikes me and keegan were sending it on the rope swing sunday was more bike riding and sending on rope swings and mario golf lots of mario golf we went to the village again keegan also ate it hard on the rope swing doing 1.5 back flips to face landing keegan was 0 for 4 on the challange front and charles told it like it was all weekend bouch attacked riley for being cynical and sleeping in a bed he called

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

working on labourday in chop city



checking the scene for chopcity friday me and bouch head up there so does riley and charles the jaytona will be in the area hopefully we don't get fined and this dude can't fake the punt he need to put down that cpt morgans and pick up some alberta vodca thats the only way ur going to stop wd40