catfish wanna eat the skunks

It is wensay night 1040 PM almost thursday morning 12 am CLOSE BUT NOT CLOSE ENOUGH NOW IS IT. Not much droped today to my knowledge everyone lived there lives. I got in a conflict at work with an old man and asked him if his penis still worked and left the job sight in a fumeing taylor barnyard rage. Jesse and alex road there bikes i fell asleep and dint make it im sure they did all sorts of spectacular manovers witch is cool!

taylor is mad cause his totem pole (lacross stick) that costs $125 is broken bouch figures fr 125 u should get a fucking totem pole to find some spirets with.

here is a photo of jesse not feeling it at his grad campoing tomrorw ill put up a BUETY of alex and ethnics

Hey babe no dismay

Georgia font alright dope now we are rockin. It is TUESDAY, worked a little EXTRA made some DOUGh cool. Road bikes with many a people at lafarage tonigth at the concrete wave secotor there was a wild tide i almost got taken out in the rip tide 2 miles out but id dint. ANWYAYS alex me jesse and other bikers whos names i dont no were there sufring with are 2 wheels. Was pretty cool terry was there he can almost double whip! thats about it from today oh yeha ti was actually really hot i drank alot of water and just had an icecreem bar. At work they call me jack i dont get it but whateve rhave to work at 630 tormrow not so stoke don that but whatever gotta make that DOUGH.

apperntly bouch is back to sweeping insted of counting trafic now for the union job he is in. Alex and jesse said there camping for grad was pretty fun an dthat the both fucked 7 girls each with no RUBBER listing to nelly frutato. I thougth that was pretty CORE of them. One in a muddle puddle to. jesse has some funny grad photos ill get them off him on a future date.

In whistler news we have got CHOP CITY lined up for june 25th or 25th for the second stathis run in one year but this one will last a whole year from june to June should be pretty wicked CHOP CITY STARTING LINE UP is me dylan sheidown i am him , alex, dylan korba, then mid auguast ( idono how to spell that mounth never have yah im weird) taylor barnyard will be up for the rest of th eyear

I have a request to put up a photo of a real hunk apperntly for the babes to see even thiough hes in cowboy land training for the CFL football league where he wont be able to tackle the argos new star pot smoking runing back rickey williams but WD40 will sure TRY peep this BOY WOW!

wekend is over

So this wekeend pretty much was odd anyways jesse taylor and alex all GRADUATED then whent camping i figure i havent talked to them much but it seems like tahts what happend. NEAT, friday night was dope for the most park chris tyson jack and those dudes all whent to the cat me and charles joined then whent to dennys after where tyson puked every where and didnt pay for his food i left my money on the table and left then charles came bac to his house in a hissy fit caliming i didnt pay then started to punch me in the face a few time spretty sweet fallowed up with him crying for some reason yelling why the fuck would u do that, even though id di pay and he had it all TWISTED, but whatever then i walke dhome. Saturday night me bouch kuba and keegan kicked it brass money style then they whent to the cat i guess i whent home i have no idea i was quite drunk i got off at 7-11 of the bus walke dhome got JUMPED bye 5persians asking for my money i had none the gave me a sweet beat down that kciked ass!

Road my bike for a while at the damp skate park today with chris leterno the iron man he snaged a photo of me hiting the hip with some stormy CLOUDS looks fun was cool my shirts to baggy for my jeans but whatever! holla

TURN IT UP

So i saw a nude women at work today when i was packing her shit to move she cam eouta the shower and my back was to her and she said OOPS i turned got a money shot lauighed and sait its ok, the same women gave me not my crew a $20 tip and said not to share it man im dope! worked 2 hours over time what a gay event at least mondya im some where else get toopless .

ALEX JESSE TAYLOR ARE ALL AT GRAD! YIPPIE maby sunday ill get a photo of them togather taylor actualy took a girl what a fag. Who takes girls pussys then again they atcualy took a limo.

Riley and bryan are coming to get me soon to go to rileys and sip some bull max and monster enegery drinks i think ill rock a brass monkey while im at it, maby go to my sisters after for a bit then a BAR with chris stathis and them who nos WE WILL SEE! ill be out in full force haming it up as my long sleve sweater suggests. Charles will be in action also dono about bouch hes still at work i imagine hell come unless hes going down town with kuba or kissing his ladie friend on a romantic hike. THROW THEM BOWS KIDS THE ELBOWS WHEN UR ON THE DANCE FLOOR THROW THE ELBOWS JUST TOSS THEM AROUND! anyways its FRIDAY so whatever its raining to so no BIKE RELATED UPDATES chuuch is about life also and are lifes are just soooooo NEATO im listing to juelz santana - dipsets the movement cureently getin ready to drink 8% beer and throw elbows in memmory of life its self!

THE GUY IN THE COCAINE AND PUSSY SHIRT IS HERE TO GET ME SWEEEEET! IM GONE PEACE ALL

thursdays for thumpin

THURSDAY EVENING! i now work with a guy that smokes crack bye the rock fomation daily but hes hialrous. Dug some dirt and chatted with aaron and taylor, on the wya there saw bouch doing his job counting trafic at an inter section that was odd they were parked in a ditch thats weird to me. he finds that normal. Alex wouldnt come ride because he doesnt wanna get hurt before his GRAD tomrorw who cares what a pussy. But thats probaly why jesse wasnt riding also. Evan got his BIKE BACK today he was out in full force at the dirt jumops back fliping with no LID as they call it with some girl from caps witha broken leg on looking him. That was odd, evan road with me for liek 10 mintues at the skate park then he had to go on a date with rileys ex girlfriend sam wwho had a kid 2 years ago that is also just weird. Saw tim gadd he has a new bike with lots of snap to it! its a custom TI frame apperntly ahahhashashahah anwyays tomorrows friday so i figure well do sumthing fun. Posibly some camping saturday in CHILLAWAK. On another note riley gallagher is gonna get fired but he plans to quit frist cause hes one step infront of them! i am currnetly listing to JAMERIQUAD lets dance HAHAHAHHA fuck yes. Havent filmed this week cause of rain so whatever get a life. chuuch. OVER AND OUT YALL! i just love to BLOG

NOT MUCH HAPPEND TODAY

it did how ever rain AND STUFF

Rain rain rainnnn OH MY RAIN!

It is raining again today i think its suposta rain all week! Road the COP shop underground with younger stathis aka alexander and or jabar and or kareem i dont no what he wants to go bye. Played on manual pads at the SHOP it was fun people staired us down alot we were undercover so whatever. We may have some sweet intros to everyone svideo parts old school MTB style we will see. Kids get ur gnar new moves on bunny hop bar spin a firehydrent or sumthing. Icepick bunk the garbage can i dont no think ur own lines, my new one consits of half cap to 180 so u cant fil,m that cause i called it. Ive met a few lesbians in my day they always seem to fucking weird with there hemp clothing on. I dont mean girls makingout i mean like full on lesbians u no licking and shit and callin eachother LIFE PARTNERS man thats weird, there always in hemp to its so fucked eating organic shhit. None of them will be in the movie maby some teenage girls kissing after drinking vodka can be in an extra secton im not sure yet well see. I dono. Maby a road trip in 2 weeks to the interior to film some skate parks and stuff just general all around fun. TYPE TYPE TYPE i have to wake up at 6 that is all for now actualy 67 those 2 letters look dope togather the big SIXTY SEVEN.

chris stathis killed the jib jam

CHRIS KILLED IT LONG BOARD PURPLE PANTS A FULL FACE AND ALL. Killin all u jive turkeys

some jib jam shots!

HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS FROM JESSEE SMITH OF THE JIB JAMORAMA PEEP IT MORE TO COME SOON! http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h233/bouch07/CHUUCHJIBJAM040.jpg
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YAYAYA

THE JIB JAM was GREAT

Well it is MODNAY its a long weekend this weekend! The jib jam droped ssaturday was pretty doped had 16 riders and quite a few eger on lookers! SHIT IT WAS A GREAT GRANDOPENER to the year of bike riding and video tapeing! I dont have anyphotos for now i left my faamilys digital camra in charles car or else bouches house so once i retrive all my stuff from bouches i will get on it! It was pretty rad ian moult took the win with riley from vancover in a close 2nd! bouch didnt get to be the jibber he is since his bike kept blowing up his tire. Bryan and charles manned the beer drinking and hambuger statioon good work on there parT! After words we had some bevrages and walked around i cam home and broek a bunch of glass's some how. This weekend i wass good at breaking glass on accdent not to sweet. But it was a wicked time, chris stathis even calle dinto work and claimed he was in the hospital just so he could jib! ill get my stuff tonigth so then ill probaly UPDATE AGAIn

CHARLES GALLAGHER IS CUUCH

taylor barn yard is CHUUCH

SHROOMEATER says:dancing queen over dinner asks what i am doing tomorrow, i replied with getting drunk
SHROOM EATER says:she laughed hystircally
SHROOM EATER says:then my mom starts saying to my 12 year old sister "do you aspire to be that sasha, turn 18 an dget drunk and puke up your dinner, i stared at her an dtold her im an alcholic, thanked ron for dinner, and left

NOW THAT IS COOL! bras monk dirnking comp then hazel bowl paint event get at it jesse works till 9 deliveriong pizza JHAHAHHAHA PUSSY!

last night was odd! ODD

As you can see we dont no how to make digital art so we stick to taylors stencial making. LAst night was odd! we dug some jumps did various things taylor was seeing colours since hes a crazy man! Then alex spoted a bear and its cub 5 feet away from us and started runing we didnt know what was going on then we realised and all ran like a bucnh of cowards withc is the tottal wrong thing to do whne u see a bear but we were in no state to stand and scare it. SEEN BOUCH driving his car in west wood like a baller his shirt was from like army and navy i think, im not exackly sure where its from but ill say army and navy. TOMROROWS THE BIG DAY! GET READY ! played some fisby last night whent to jesses whatever not to much happend no bike riding. SHOT SOME HOOPS actualy i sanp a 3 ball pretty nicly. i dont just wear basketball jersys i sink 3's. Bouch picked up some shwag last night. Were gonna go pick up some tonight and drink some beer, secretly get hazel ready for comp and that shall be it see you TOMRORW>

HIP HOP BUNNY HOP SKINNYS AND LIFE

HOLLA HOLLA ITS WENDSAY! VERY A HOT ONE A HOT WENDSAY. Road my bike for an hour so far at 12 ish to 1 and filmed a few new lines of my self at lafarage that was NEAT kinda FUN. Got my pay cheque quite stoked! saturdays gonna be off the chain as they call it so get ready PIG COMP GALORE starts at 3 hazel dont forget. Gonna eat a SUB and meet alex at the SKATE PAVILLION for a few laps go dig and long board i guess after THEN TO THE SIGHT OF THE JIB FEST I AM OFF TO, I WILL TRAIN LIKE A RAT IN A MAZE! if u like crackers and soup YOU SUCK its hot out go for an ice bath. You take showers to get hot i take showers to coool DOWN YAH! over and out BLOGG

SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAYYY!!!! PIG COMP

BE THERE BRING LIKE A WOBBLY POP OR 12 WITH YOU FOR THE COMP AND THEN A BUNCH OF THE AFTER PARRRRRTAAAAAAY AT THE BEACH KEEP IN MIND THAT HAZEL BOWL IS SECONDS AWAY FROM THIS GNARLY HIT http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/30959/

WE MAY SET IT UP FOR YOU we will see. GET READY TO OWN ON THE JIB PRATICE UP GET READYYYYYYY! neat drawing bye taylor again, umm its supe rhot today i worked then road bikes for like 2horus at the skate park GETTING READY for saturday and i sweated out alot of engery it was empty! sooo that is all for now girls are welcomd to go in pig comp to!

NEAT LINK FROM THE GNARWHALERS! GNARRRRR GNARRR
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http://www.gnarwhale.com also incase u didnt know!

RULES FOR PIG COMP SAT

WORK WAS HOT TODYA IS HOT bouch counts cars for a living sounds sweet. Time to ride bikes but its still so hot OH BOY WHAT TO DO

JUMPS PIG JAM LONG BOARD BUNNY HOPS

ToDAY WAS HOT i road for 2 horus from 12-2 and i sweated ALOT it was AWFUL. Then when they kiddies were outa school we dug dirt and sutch me barnyard and alex alex long boarded there from home mostly up hill. Did some long boarding after at the schoiol jesse came and BUNNY HOPED UP A STORM. SATURDAY pig comp BE TEHRE HAZEL

HAZEL BOWL PIG COMP SAT

HAZEL BOWL PIG COMP SATURDAY! get ready bouchers masterplan is about to drop this should be stop one in the summer pig comp seeries probaly outa 3 or 4 who nos! after party after at the beach have a fire and stuff should be neat so get out there. I WILL WIN nipple to flat YA YA YA! if u have any questions like DIRECTIONS email me or bouch dylansheidow@hotmail.com and his is on there so yeahhh. On another note i just got back from diging dirt id say the frist one is done so cool! charles riley and evan all showed up. On my walk there i saw some guy id say he was crazy he was yelling do u no when the last time i had sex was i laughed. WHATS UP{

BIG GIRLS DONT CRY

This is me spoted last weekend doing as what ive herd it called " geting loose on the wobbly pops" i like to do that with my mouth. Keegan nutaal is almost here with sumthing to SHOW me apperntly thenn were gonna dig some dirt jumps and drink beer then head to the beach to have a fire i guess should be pretty TAME but u never no! HOLLA HOLLA no bikeing for me today apperntly ross mesuares and all thos eguys are at lafarage bouch seen then when he was BIKEINg but i couldnt be botherd to ride my bike across the road or walk to go say hi. IM A JERK. Thats all

WAO

WHO IS THIS GUY U ASK!
3 GULP DAVE is the answer
west side and stuff to!
LAst night was intence rocked the brass
monkey for the first time got just gooned
at some sorta bon fire lots of people there was actualy pretty cool tonight a fire at the beach is in order apperntly so holla

2 VIDEOS for YOU

Another drawing bye taylor and his marker!
Here are 2 little videos i put up on google video it really
kills the quality but whatever!
me filming my self and falling alot the otherday you can see why i generaly focus on filming and not riding.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4388449274463875019

sweet video jesse sent me of alex!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7787890976080299346

Tonight is friday that is dope we will be consuming 40s in the
brass monkey style. But frist to the skate park i go to ride some
BIKES HOLLA HOLLA

QUACK QUACK chuuch

Today was wonderfull we dag thats not a word DUG at the jump hill me alex chris sean taylor frist one is almost done thats neat! Taylor drew this neat DUCK i guess with a pen or a marker its pretty neat none the less! RIGHT ON

DIP IT LOW

were blood ill leave it at that nice art JESSE! HOLLA AT THE FUCKOING KID i dono his email see u saturday get rad u fucks! filmed with wad etoday was rad 3 whip whatttt GET OFF THE VIDEO WERE FITTING TO BLOW

Im being mocked im fairly drunk. we got wade liagier ready to film all high and what not this shits gonna explode

ITS A NIGHT! A WRAP

Wicked alex stathis trading card sean dino wants to trade me for my tiger woods golf trading card I DONO WHAT TO DO

1 more THING

holla holla

CHUUCH KID

Were geting magor BLOGS and shit for this MOVIE VIDEO! Well thats it for now seeing as i was just seting this up! anyways gonna go ride bikes then dig some jumps after now CHUUCH MY FRIEND get ready anways tease 1 if u didnt no it http://tuff.alienrhino.com/Eprops.mpg .